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As I watched… the clock struck the beginning of a new day. A new adventure awaits… what will today bring?

I felt like poisoning a monk.
  - Umberto Eco

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
  - Akira Kurosawa

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
  - HL Mencken   …. (damn, they caught me!)